Last night was our yearly Christmas party.
After ingesting what was probably lethal amounts of alcohol, I fell into bed around 5AM. At 11AM, someone rang my doorbell. The "Jingle Bells" theme that the doorbell is set to sounded like this:
JINGLE BELLS!
JINGLE BELLS!
JINGLE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I think it was loud enough to break the sound barrier.
I woke up and drank a big cup of coffee. Bad idea.
Then the shakes set in.
Basically, I feel like I had a heavy makeout session with Death.
Im getting too old for this shit.
4 comments:
I can't believe YOU have your doorbell set to sing/ring JINGLE BELLS. That is so...unlike you.
And so..like something I would do, to IRRITATE you. :)
If I lived there Id come ring your doorbell in the middle of the night!
Happy Hangover!! Drink some water and put an ice pack on your head you dinosaur.
xox
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WAhahahahahahah!! At least you did'nt drink peach necter!
I actually thought of the peach nectar when I was chugging diet coke at 630 AM.
The doorbell has 50 different tunes to choose from. :) My favorite is the growling jungle cat.
Peach nectar sounds nasty on a good day......
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